Ted Vernon's South Beach Classics - Ted Gets Hitched Ted Vernon spends the day giving everyone advice on why not to get married… right before tying the knot himself. Ted goes to extreme—and hilarious—lengths to avoid his furious sister, who’s not happy about being left off the guest list. Back at the lot, Ted pulls off a bold trade, swapping a 1958 Ford for a 1969 Chevrolet Impala, . A group of regulars roll in with a Ford F-250, a 1949 Ford Pickup, and a Ford Station Wagon, finally making a deal that includes the trailer!. He even comes close to closing on a Volkswagen Beetle, but the deal slips away. Ted-style celebration, sealed with the classic send-off of rattling cans trailing behind them